Less than 20 minutes into the game, Doug Mientkiewicz has gone down in the line of duty. He seems to have done something untoward to his ankle. That's nine games into the season, two boyfriends down.

If he goes on the DL, it would seem to be a good opportunity for the Twins to call up Justin "Hitting Over .500" Morneau, who drove in 7 RBIs for Rochester the other night. Wow, 7 RBIs! That would almost make up for our bullpen.