Batgirl's good friend Sid Hartman informed his readers that Fox, owners of FSN, also owns DirecTV. DirecTV is one of the six big cable operators who can't seem to find a way to buy Pyrrhic Victory One, nor can any of the six of them show up for mediation. How strange. Batgirl was raised with a firm foundation in antitrust law, and she doesn't want to seem paranoid, but it seems like the biggest monopoly* since Batgirl's husband built hotels on Park Place and Boardwalk.

Batgirl's swarm of lawyers will be working on the case this weekend.

* Batgirl's swarm of lawyers inform her that it's not really a monopoly but a conspiracy in restraint of trade. Batgirl's lawyers, as regular readers know, are no fun.