Tuesday night, in deference to Goober's advanced age and the sleep-disorder-like requirement that he be "wheels down" by 10 p.m., Batgirl opened the nominations for Goober's Goat of the Day to her talented and perceptive readership for the duration of this West Coast road trip. And not surprisingly, the readers came through with some very insightful nominations. Doug Mientkiewicz, Cristian Guzman, home plate umpire Marty Foster, and Goober himself were all nominated for less than inspired, somnolescent, or---in Marty Foster's case---downright felonious performances. All of these nominees will be considered for the prestigious "Goat of the Year," or "GOY" award to be given out in October. The award will be a life-sized sculpture of a goat, made out of solid quartz Cambrium, guaranteed not to dent or scratch.

Tuesday night's nominations so-gladdened, nay, dazzled, Batgirl's heart that she will open the floor again today in the comments section. In the meantime, wish Goober the sweet and gentle dreams of Central Division championships.