So who wants to play Jorge Julio haiku (Julioku)?

Here are RD's responses to Julio's lame-butt apology for throwing at Augie Ojeda's head on Tuesday night:

Julioku No. 1 by RD
Jorge Julio
You don't know the price you'll pay
O's batsmen should quake

Julioku No. 2 by RD
Julio has brains
Mindful of Lohse when he sucks
Jorge you're ass-crap

Your turn... A haiku primer, Batgirl style, can be found here