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It's September now, and everyone knows what that means: new fall television line-ups. Oh, what wondrous shows have the network geniuses devised to scintillate us, to provoke us into being our best selves? Team Batgirl has eagerly surveyed the fall line-ups and discovered, to its surprise, that there are several Twins-related shows on the slate. Naturally, we are all a-quiver. Here are just a few:
DADDY OUTFIELD
Sitcom. Swinging bachelors and best friends Torii Hunter and Jacque Jones get the shock of their lives when they find a baby girl left on their doorstep one morning. Could this little lady steal their bachelor hearts? ABC, Tuesdays 7-7:30pm.
THE STARTER
Reality Show. "The Ultimate Major League Tryout." Donald Trump puts Carlos Silva, Kyle Lohse, and Terry Mulholland through weekly pitching-related tasks to determine who can possibly get over all his issues and step up for the playoffs. Who will become…The Starter? NBC, Thursdays, 8-9pm.
GRIN AND BEAR IT
Animated. The two Bear brothers, T.C. and Michael Cuddyer, live in the land of Dimples and go on magical adventures with their friends Mr. Horsie and Little Nicky Punto. Nickelodeon, Saturdays 7-7:30am.
MEDICAL INVESTIGATION: TWIN CITIES
Medical drama. In this hot new spin-off of a hot new show, we are taken to the medical hot zone of the Twins clubhouse, where trainer Jimmy Kahmann tries to identify and cure plagues of injuries among Twins players. NBC, Tuesdays, 9-10pm.
JUAN IN THE MORNING
Talk show. Juan Rincon discusses his thoughts on a variety of topics, including world events, movie reviews, and celebrity gossip. Cooking segments and guest interviews. Weekdays, syndicated. Check local listings.
CORRIENDO PARA LAS PERSONANS
En espanol. Cristian Guzman y Luis Rivas, ellos son los hombres más rápidos vivos. Usted no los puede agarrar! ˇEllos corren y corren, y luchan crimen! ˇLos criminales, tienen cuidado! Telemundo, Fridays, 10-11pm.
THE T.C.
Teen drama. Two handsome young singles, Justin Morneau and Joe Mauer, live and love in a ritzy Minneapolis condo complex in this steamy soap. Fox, Wednesdays, 9-10pm.
THAT'S SO LEW
Sitcom. Irrepressible eccentric Lew Ford joins a division-winning major league baseball team full of complacent veterans and shakes things up. Nothing is ever dull with Lew around! WB, Sundays 7:30pm.
JACQUE AND THE FATMAN
Crime Drama. District Attorney Matt LeCroy and his able assistant Jacque Jones prosecute criminals in Minneapolis. CBS, Wednesdays 8-9pm.
LITERATURA EN LA NOCHE
Late Night. Johan Santana dons a smoking jacket and reads masterworks of Spanish literature to you. The smoking jacket is all he'll be wearing. Showtime, Mondays 12-2am.