When we last left our pint-sized heroes, they were running off to Mordor to defeat the evil Dark Lord who was intent on eating Nicky Punto and spreading his evil across the land. Meanwhile, the evil nine ringwraiths, former All-Stars whose hearts had been turned black by greed, BALCO, and perfidious personal chefs, were riding toward the hobbits.
Recently, on his way to Mordor, one of the ringwraiths found a little hobbit track. A victory? He certainly thought so!
He tipped his cap as all of Mordor cheered!
Come on, hobbits. Let's get 'em!