Batgirl believes that Joe Mauer should resolve to look both ways before crossing the street, to lift with his knees not his back, and never lick paper money or coins. Batgirl believes that Torii Hunter and Jacque Jones should resolve to watch the ball when they take a swing. Batgirl believes that Johan Santana should resolve to stay exactly the same. Batgirl believes that Batgirl should resolve to devote her life to sass, and that BatKitty #3 should stop chewing on Batgirl's pajama buttons at unseemly hours.

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