First off, WCCO Radio is sponsoring a contest in which the winners get the Twins Caravan to broadcast from their house. Including actual Twins. Like Matthew LeCory and Michael Cuddyer. I mean, not like them, but rather them! In the (ample) flesh! In your house! Batgirl wants this to go to a Batling, dammit. And then she wants a full report.

Secondly, TwinsFest is coming up. You get to tour the locker room. The Twins' locker room. If only the Twins would be there, then Name That Butt could go to a whole new level.

Thirdly, if you love Jack Morris, and you love banquet food, well then, you will love the St. Paul Saints Hot Stove Banquet on January 22. Morris will be speaking, along with Johnny Blanchard and some Saints muckety muck. Tickets are $50 a pop. Here's more info.

Fourthly, if you love the Saint Paul Saints, and you love bloggers, surely you will love BASEBLOG NIGHT at Midway Stadium. It's Monday, June 13, and they welcome bloggers AND their bloggerlings for a mere $8 per ticket. Go to Saints Groups and type in the password "blog."