Batgirl's close personal friend Sid Hartman has this juicy tidbit from Sweetcheeks:

Twins outfielder Torii Hunter said he only can imagine his first time at the plate against the White Sox with former Twins catcher A.J. Pierzynski behind the plate. "I would expect A.J. to say, 'Torii watch out for that slider, Torii watch out for that fastball.' The only way to get A. J. taken care of is to take him out at the plate."

What else might AJ say to various Twins when he's behind the plate?