Batgirl's Valentine Eric Neel shouts out to Dougie Baseball as, duh, The Best Defensive First Baseman. Maybe now that he's playing for one of those fancy east coast teams, he'll get one of them pretty Gold Gloves all the kids want these days.

On Aug. 16, 2004, first baseman Doug Mientkiewicz started a game for the Red Sox against Toronto. He played seven innings in the field, had four total chances, made two putouts, registered two assists and participated in one double play.

Oh, by the way, he was playing second base at the time.

The man has skills.

Girls like boyfriends with skills.