As you know, today Congress opened its hearings on steroid use in baseball. In case you weren't able to catch the broadcast on ESPN News, Team Batgirl is happy to provide a reenactment using our exclusive Legovision technology. We hope you find it edifying.

The scene.

The hearing room is totally packed.





This hearing is called to order!





From left to right, Jose Canseco, Sammy Sosa, Rafael Palmero, Curt Schilling line up to testify.





Mr. Palmero, have you ever used performance-enhancing drugs?





I am totally against the use of performance enhancing drugs of all kinds. Except, of course, for my pee pee which doesn't work so good sometimes.





In a tense moment, Curt Schilling gets up in Jose Canseco's grill.





Bud Selig arrives to testify.





Mr. Selig, what did baseball know and when did they know it?





Selig consults his lawyer.





Mr. Selig? Answer the question!





Have you no decency, Sir?