Oh Five!
Gardy:
One more April, another season dawns
In the sky another star to wish upon
Is this the year, is this my destiny?
October dreams, are they to come to be?
Will our year finally be ’05?
Lew:
There’s Jacque, Torii, and in left there’s Stewwwww
But where on earth is there a place for Lewwwwwww?
Gardy:
Who?
Mulholland:
My life is over.
Mauer:
My life has just begun.
Mulholland:
A four-leaf clover...
Mauer:
...that last year I tripped upon.
Gardy, Lew, Mulholland, Mauer:
Will our year finally be ’05?
Justin:
Corey be-friended me
Lone Ranger to my Tonto
But now, he’s in Toronto!
Silva:
Donde esta Blanco?
Shannon:
Last year I lost to plantar fasciitis
Terry Ryan:
I wish Pohlad were not such a huge tightass.
Shannon, Terry Ryan:
Will our year finally be ’05?
All:
I don’t know what two thousand five will bring
One thing’s for sure; we’d like that World Series ring.
Will our year finally be ’05?
…Oh Five!!!!!!