This is a hard one, I mean, Mr. Jones had one fine baseball game. What with being so damn awesome and all. But all his runs were just gravy—very delicious gravy mind you, but gravy nonetheless, and it can hardly be said that none of the boyfriends contributed to the win. There's Stewie, who came up with the bases loaded and no outs in the fifth inning. He hit a grounder that could easily have been a double play but he beat it out, getting our first RBI and setting the table for the massive number of runs we'd score that inning. And then Dr. Morneau, I mean every time he comes up you just want to make sure he doesn't pass out. But he didn't pass out; he got a single and an actual RBI and didn't even break anything rounding the bases or vomit or anything. But Batgirl, well, Batgirl's going to give this one to her boyfriend, Chairman Mauer, who executed a simply perfect hit and run to score the third run of the game, then came around to score the go ahead run. And he's caught two days in a row and his knee's not even bleeding. That, Joe Mauer, makes you the Boyfriend of the Day

Batgirl/Chairman Mauer 1, Sooz/Stewie 0, Goober/Dr. Morneau 0.