B.O.D.

Because she takes her duties as the B.O.D.S.H.C. very seriously, Batgirl spends most of the game evaluating the performance of potential boyfriends. Especially on a night such as tonight when only one TBB (Team Batgirl Boyfriend) is starting (Knee and Head being out of the game) she knows the coveted B.O.D. award could go to just anyone and wants to pay particular attention. But today, she had a pretty good idea who would earn the honor fairly early on in the game, for there is nothing BG/the BODSHC likes more than hustle and in the 3rd after Lew Ford got beaned, he just tore around the bases, getting himself from first to third on an Omar Infante throwing error on nothing but willpower and a Cocoa Puffs high, and helping to create a three run inning for the Twins and to tie the Tiges in knots. Ford's status in the BODSHC's heart was cemented when he drew a walk in the 5th and came around to score on a Jacque Jones triple, ending up in the clubhouse seemingly before JJ had even rounded second. And then, of course, in the sixth he launched a 2-0 pitch to left, completely destroying any sense of self the Tigers had and making himself the Boyfriend of the Day.

Field/ Readers 3 (1 each Hunter, Tiffee, and Ford), Sooz/ Stewie 1, Batgirl/Joe 1, Goober/Dr. Morneau 1.

Posted by Batgirl at April 14, 2005 09:57 PM
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