With every baseball season comes some Chicago writer writing some incredibly asinine column about the Twins. Batgirl was shocked that we made it nearly three weeks into the season without one, but finally Daily Southtown writer Paul Lawewski obliges. Batgirl tried to annotate it, she really did, but after a while it got so inane there was no point. There's no point in getting mad, though, except at an educational system which would allow someone to think something like this is a really good written argument. Tragic, really.