In a recent article in USA Today, Joe Mauer said he would be hosting a party for his friend Justin Morneau's 24th birthday this Sunday at his home—a.k.a. "Hotel Joe." Team Batgirl was able to secure an invitation and took these top secret pictures to share with you. We are very pleased to present:

The guests begin to arrive. "Be careful," Mike Redmond warns. "Joe gets pretty Martha about these parties. Did you bring your toga?"



The happy host! To-GA! To-GA!



Things get pretty crazy as Terry Mulholland pours some carbonated green tea on Matt Guerrier.



The guest of honor arrives and looks skeptically at the toga Mauer throws him.



"You'll wear that toga and LIKE IT!"



"Hey, what the HELL'S that?"



"GODDAMN IT CUDDY! I SAID NO CRAPPY LOVE SONGS!"



Matt LeCroy rolls in! But where's his toga?



"Shout! (Come on now!)"



There's that toga, Matty! A little bit softer now!



"Hey, Joe, this toga party's all right."



"Hey that's great, Justin! Now, let's have a PANTY RAID!"



"AWESOME!"