It has been brought to my attention that there was never an official declaration of the haiku contest winner (Thanks, Commish). In an effort to tidy up around the blog a bit before Team Batgirl returns from eastern Europe (reports have it they were last seen teaching waifs the international sign language for "talk to the hand"), I will declare that Brukowski, with a solid 25% of the vote, is the tentative winner until Batgirl herself comes back and can rule decisively. His unofficially-winning haiku reads:

I beg you, "Kiss Cam,"

Don't put us on the jumbo,

This girl's my sister.

Unofficial congratulations to Brukowski and all the finalists!