It's about time. Korea has outlawed cabbage in baseball caps. Also, Batling Pander has the edge on Gardy's motivational speech techniques in his June Twin Blues (This won't work on Explorer.) And the webzine McSweeney's tells us Baseball Knowlege Will Not Help You Pick Up Girls. Clearly, this guy has never read Batgirl.

(Link stolen from Brad Zellar)

EDIT: You must read this piece from USA Today (Thanks to MK for the heads up) Father's Drug Addiction is Driving Torii Hunter Away.