Man. A great game for, well, most of the boyfriends. All the ones that have a pulse anyway. I don't know what's up with Zombie Fordwalker but I hope that Real Lew fights his way out of the dungeon right quick. Boy, aren't they going to be sorry when Lew breaks out and unleashes some of the moves he's learned playing Doom all these years? But the BODSHC digresses. She'd like to give a huge nod, first of all, to the President of the United States of America for holding the Yanks down until the offense awoke from the coma (Offense in a coma, I know, I know—it's serious. Do you think they'll pull through?) And as for Team Batgirl boyfriends, smoochies to the good Doctor for the RBI double and the 9th inning dinger,and more smoochies to Chairman Mauer for scoring the first two runs of the game. But BG's got to give this one to Shannon Stewart. She takes back everything she said on Monday; all that consistency and competence isn't boring—it's incredibly hot. It's scorching! And when you stepped up to the plate in the 7th with the bases loaded and doubled—well, BG got out the fire extinguishers. And also readied to pronounce you, Shannon Stewart, the Boyfriend of the Day.

Field/Readers 16, Sooz/Stewie 11, Jeb/Lewwww 8, Goober/Dr. Morneau 7, Batgirl/Joe 6.