Chicago at Twins. Bitch Sox 2, Twins 1. (10 innings).

My darlings,

For almost two full seasons now, Batgirl has been blogging on the Twins for the edification of those around her. She takes her duties very seriously, and she has managed to fulfill them through rain and sleet and snow and dark of night and sucking time and batkitty steroid violation—for she is Batgirl, and that is what she does.

But after today's unfortunate loss, as Batgirl went about her daily duty of trying to analyze and illuminate the events on the field with the perspicacity and baseball insight that her readers have come to expect, someone sent Batgirl a picture. And that picture stopped Batgirl cold.

Batgirl is frozen, she is speaking in tongues, her brain has scrambled, her stomach churns. Batgirl is afraid she can no longer go on—at least not until somebody writes a caption to--or tells the story behind--this photo.

Tragically,
BG