Really, Batgirl doesn't ask for a lot in life. All she wants is, when the Twins are down a run and the bases are loaded, that the guy who comes up hits a nice single. Really. Is that so much to ask? When you hit a nice single, all sort of wonderful things happen, like the Twins going up 4-3, like Batgirl cheering, and like the person who hit the single--in this case Mr. Shannon Stewart--gets the Boyfriend of the Day.

Readers/Field 20, Sooz/Stewie 14, Jeb/Lewwww 13, Batgirl/ Joe 10, Goober/Dr. Morneau 8.