In the Strib, LaVelle runs down some of what he sees as the trade and signing options for the Twins. The list looks purely speculative (are the Phils really going to eat half of Jim Thome's salary to trade him to little ol' us?) and already out of date (The Cubbies picked up the option on Todd Walker last week.) but it's interesting. As for Guzie, I think he's kidding.