Skorch has drawn my attention to something absolutely horrible. I thought getting swept by Cleveland in September was bad, but this? THIS? It's an abomination. It's criminal. It's vomitous. I don't even know how to tell you--I can barely type the words. But my dears, my friends, my darlings: I'm afraid the Minnesota Twins have succummed to the sartorial spawn of the devil.

Pixie vests.

From the PiPress:

The Twins next week will unveil a sleeveless, white jersey they will wear for some home games in 2006. They also will introduce a jersey they will wear during batting practice.

This is an emergency. Call your Congresspeople. Mobilize the angry mobs! Baseball is America's game, and Pixie vests are a pox on the game, therefore anyone who uses them hates America. Call the Minnesota Twins and ask them why they hate America.