Or, at the very least, it's been forever since we've had a Mount Crushmore. As ESPN.com tells us, no Twin has hit 30 homers since our beautiful '87. You almost have to try to do that. What do you think--do you think we can get someone to 30 before the 20-year anniversary of Mount Crushmore? Most of our DH candidates seem to have their 30-homer years behind them, and our massive number of plucky light hitting utility infielders will be lucky to hit 30 total. Can the Chairman do it (assuming he's not intentionally walked 465 times next year)? Can the Doctor get it together?