At CBS Sportsline, Gardy talks about looking up in the Central Division. The whole article's worth a read, but Batgirl particularly enjoyed this quote:

Hey, what's this stuff about us not making any big moves, Gardenhire demanded, noting that the Twins made a significant announcement of their own around the time Thome joined the defending world champions: They revealed a new vest that they'll wear as an alternate jersey this summer.

And speaking of the sartorial abominations, you can protest the pixie vests at Twins Fest this year, when Dr. Morneau and Young Bart model them for the fans. Batgirl expects signs and some civil disobedience (nonviolent, please). Stay strong, stay resolute, and we shall get through this, together.

And finally, a generous soul from WCCO sends these pictures from the Twins Caravan's stop inside the home of the Caravan Contest winners. Next year, please let Batgirl win. And bring the Jackal in his leather jacket.