Dear Batgirl:

Your answer to the notorious "Valentine's Day" conundrum being so, well, Solomonic, I have decided to pose to you (no, not *for* you) the classic lifeboat question. Batgirl, Johan Santana, and George Steinbrenner are in the same lifeboat after the tragic sinking of the luxury liner on which they routinely spend every fourth week of the year. There are plenty of supplies, and help is expected to arrive within 24 hours. What do you do?

"Confused"
Portland, OR

Dear Mr. Confused,

This is an extremely difficult question. Batgirl is against the murder of innocents, and even noninnocents, but obviously three is a crowd in that boat. The solution may be very easy though, as it is likely Mr. Steinbrenner would start making offers to Mr. Santana, and Batgirl would fly into a BatRage and, with her super human strength, kick Mr. Steinbrenner all the way to the Lost island. Which solves a lot of problems, actually.

Sincerely,
Batgirl