A little hustle is all it takes sometimes. If we can't get actual hits we can at least wish ourselves from base to base. And sometimes that's enough, sometimes all it takes is closing your eyes tight and scrunching up your face and whispering I think I can, I think I can and next thing you know you've legged out a grounder. And then there's a passed ball and you run some more and a base hit and you keep running and choo choo choo your way all the way home and that's why the BODSHC choo-choo-chooses, you, Lew Fordwalker, as the Boyfriend of the Day.

Batbaby/Torii: 3; Readers/The Field: 3; Goober/Justin: 1; Jeb/Lewwww 1, Batgirl/JoeJoe 0