Ooooooh, Batgirl is giddy. Did you see Johan? Really? Wasn't it hott? Oh, and you remember all the scoring? All of it? Really? Because there was so much it's hard to remember. I mean the doctor went yard and all Cuddy does is hit doubles and Castillo is Cast-sweet-o. And of course there was the Chairman, quietly excelling. That's what the Chairman does, and that's why he doesn't have one of these things yet—he's just been steadily good all season, setting the table for others' heroics, being awesome, and tonight he caught El Presidente's gem and turned the score into a laugher with his two run dinger and late inning single, and that just makes BG so very, very happy, you can't imagine how happy it makes her, and it's about time he won one of these things, and the Old Skool catcher's hat rocks the freakin' house and milk does a BOD-y good, and that's why you, Joe Mauer, are the Boyfriend of the Day.

Readers/The Field: 5; Batbaby/Torii: 5; Sooz/Stewie 2; Goober/Dr. Morneau: 2; Jeb/Lewwww 1, Batgirl/JoeJoe 1