Have you ever really considered how wonderful it is just to be alive? Really, life is a precious gift, a glorious, glorious gift filled with such wonders as flowers and birdies and children's laughter. But that's totally beside the point, which is how incredibly awesome tonight's game was. Sure, there was some pain—like the 4-run deficit, but what does a four run deficit bother the greatest offensive powerhouse of our time? Throw a dart and you could hit a BOD (though, actually, don't, please…) Castillo, the Chairman, Sweetcheeks for that 2-out basehit to make the game 4-3. But Batgirl's giving this one to the good Doctor who did just what he was supposed to do—turn a deficit into a lead from which the Twins would never look back. (Not to mention a stolen base.) Situational hitting, that's all the Twins do, like I've always said, and that makes you, Dr. Morneau, the Boyfriend of the Day.

Readers/The Field: 5; Batbaby/Torii: 5; Goober/ Dr. Morneau 3, Sooz/Stewie 2; Jeb/Lewwww 1, Batgirl/JoeJoe 1