I know what you're going to say, I do. And I hear your concerns. But before we proceed, it seems some review of the BOD rules is in order, in particular two clauses. #1: This is not a player of the day, but rather a competition between Team Batgirl's boyfriends and if and only if no TBB is deserving of the award, or a non-TBB gives a truly exceptional performance (in Johan Santana's case, a "start") then the coveted award goes to someone in the field. #2: The BOD Supreme High Commandress's rule is absolute and there is no whining and/or talkbalk. But BODSHC, you say, we know the rules, but surely you're going to give this to Cuddy/Boof/Boo/Castro, and the BODSHC smiles sadly and says, no, no my friends, for they may have been the players of the game but the Boyfriend of the Day accounted for the first run of the game with a sac fly and starting our comeback with a ground rule double, plus he's on fire, plus the BatBaby is a little cranky tonight, and that's why you, Torii Hunter, are the Boyfriend of the Day.

Readers/The Field: 6; Batbaby/Torii: 6; Goober/ Dr. Morneau 4; Batgirl/JoeJoe 3; Sooz/Stewie 2; Jeb/Lewwww 1.