Oh, man, you guys, you don’t know what this is like. I know what you're all going to say, and yes, totally the Kid is the player of the game, I mean, with all the no hits and stuff and how he's only given up one run as a starter, and how there's fire coming out of his arm (sometimes maybe a wee too much, but that's totally okay). And the Kid has many B.O.D.s in his future as pretty soon like Santana he'll get this thing every other start, but we've got to look at the Team Batgirl Boyfriends first, and if you look at them you'll see that one of them was 3 for 5 with two doubles and two RBIs and also hit his way into the AL batting average leader and that's pretty darned awesome, too, and that's why you, Chairman Mauer are the Boyfriend of the Day.

Readers/The Field: 6; Batbaby/Torii: 6; Batgirl/Chairman 4; Goober/ Dr. Morneau 4, Sooz/Stewie 2; Jeb/Lewwww 2.