BOD

Sometime before the bottom of the ninth
"Hey, Veep, can I talk to you a second?"
"Sure, Doctor, what is it?"
"Well, you know how I'm Goober's boyfriend?"
"Yeah, that must be a great honor. He sure loved Dougie."
"I know."
"He's always talking about his sweet swing and what a gamer he is…"
"I know."
"Must be hard to live up to that."
"That's the thing, Veep. Goober took me as his boyfriend and I just haven't really lived up to his trust. But now I haven't had a concussion or appendicitis or leprosy in over a year and I'm due up in the 10th and unless I get another at bat I don't get to be BOD, and then my streak is blown…"
"Your hitting streak? But--"
"No, my BOD streak! Three BODs in three games would be a new record! Goober would love me then!"
"You want me to blow the save just so you can get BOD?"
"Um…yeah. Then you'll get the win in the tenth!"
"But I don't want to blow a save. I'm the Vice President. I have duties…"
"Oh, everyone will know you did it for me, silly goose. It's not like you'd blow a save by accident."
"True. We'll win anyway?"
"I promise. I'll hit a dinger. Think of Batgirl--who's she going to pick otherwise?"
"That's an excellent point. Poor Batgirl. Well, then, you, Doctor Morneau, get your third consecutive Boyfriend of the Day."

Goober/Doctor: 11; Readers/The Field: 9; Batbaby/Torii: 6; Batgirl/Chairman 4; Jeb/ Lewwww3; Sooz/Stewie 2

Posted by Batgirl at June 20, 2006 09:55 PM
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