Sometime before the bottom of the ninth
"Hey, Veep, can I talk to you a second?"
"Sure, Doctor, what is it?"
"Well, you know how I'm Goober's boyfriend?"
"Yeah, that must be a great honor. He sure loved Dougie."
"I know."
"He's always talking about his sweet swing and what a gamer he is
"
"I know."
"Must be hard to live up to that."
"That's the thing, Veep. Goober took me as his boyfriend and I just haven't really lived up to his trust. But now I haven't had a concussion or appendicitis or leprosy in over a year and I'm due up in the 10th and unless I get another at bat I don't get to be BOD, and then my streak is blown
"
"Your hitting streak? But--"
"No, my BOD streak! Three BODs in three games would be a new record! Goober would love me then!"
"You want me to blow the save just so you can get BOD?"
"Um
yeah. Then you'll get the win in the tenth!"
"But I don't want to blow a save. I'm the Vice President. I have duties
"
"Oh, everyone will know you did it for me, silly goose. It's not like you'd blow a save by accident."
"True. We'll win anyway?"
"I promise. I'll hit a dinger. Think of Batgirl--who's she going to pick otherwise?"
"That's an excellent point. Poor Batgirl. Well, then, you, Doctor Morneau, get your third consecutive Boyfriend of the Day."
Goober/Doctor: 11; Readers/The Field: 9; Batbaby/Torii: 6; Batgirl/Chairman 4; Jeb/ Lewwww3; Sooz/Stewie 2