If you, like Batgirl, have wasted any part of your life watching The Apprentice, you find yourself all-too-familiar with the phrase, "Step up to the plate." In fact, the only business principles BG has learned from the show is a) Step up and b) Stop obsessing about the #@$!&$ Bedazzler. And now that we have run Johan Santana through the Xerox machine and we're running him out twice every turn through the rotation, we have an outside shot here, and we need the other guys to show us what they've got. And the amazing thing is, suddenly, they have. Boof, Carlos, Bradke—we wouldn't be above .500 right now if they hadn't bedazzled us, or at least stepped up. Brad wasn't perfect, and BG covered her eyes any number of times, but he always seemed to be able to coax out the ground ball, the strikeout, the pop up when he needed to. Seven shut out innings for someone who appeared to be cooked a few weeks ago to give us the sweep and confidence in our #2 guy makes you, Brad Radke, the Boyfriend of the Day. Your turn, Jackal.

Goober/Doctor: 13; Readers/The Field: 11; Batbaby/Torii: 6; Batgirl/Chairman 4; Jeb/ Lewwww3; Sooz/Stewie 2