"Hey," said Shannon Stewart upon coming off the DL, "What the heck happened to my position?"
"Oh, well, there's this Jason Kubel kid, and, well..."
"And my line-up slot? What the heck happened there?"
"Oh, well, you know, the line-up's working really well now and..."
"I see," said Shannon Stewart.
"No, I mean, Stewie, you've meant so much to our team, we just don't want to hurry you back and..."
"Uh-huh"
"...And, you know, we're just going to start you slow."
"I see," said Shannon Stewart. "Well, how about this. How about I go 4-4 and get the Boyfriend of the Day? Would that be slow enough for you?"

Goober/Doctor: 14; Readers/The Field: 11; Batbaby/Torii: 7; Batgirl/Chairman 6; Jeb/ Lewwww3; Sooz/Stewie 3.