Batgirl thought the Mauerist slogans were so wonderful she decided to make shirts of the top three winners. First, the Ultimate Victor:

Crouching Mauer, Hitting Dragon

Then, the two runners-up:

Mauer to the People.
(The wording of this one evolved in the comments, but if someone would like the original "Mauer to the Meople," please let BG know.)

AND:

The Chairman's Bat is Benevolence to the People and Misery to the Opposition.

Thanks to all who entered. Long live the Chairman!

And the official verdict on Dr. Morneau: By 38% of the vote, Justin Morneau is DREAMY.