The First Annual Joe Mauer Sideburn Contest!

Contestants will grow or manufacture one (1) pair of sideburns in the inimitable style of our Chairman. Winner will be determined by popular vote. Winner will receive one (1) item of his/her choice from the BatStore, not to mention the people's ovation and fame forever.

Photos are due to Batgirl July 28 by midnight. Start growing.

Thank you to Mr. Eric for the idea.

EDIT: To check out those burns for yourself, Joe Mauer will be signing autographs at the Mall of America this Saturday, July 15 from 11:00 a.m. - 12:00 p.m. in the Rotunda. He will also be appearing at the