Phew.
It's not that you expected we were going to lose this one—it's Johan Santana at the Dome, after all. But, you know. There was the fear. And maybe even some cold sweats. And when the Bitch Sox struck first in the third, Batgirl wanted runs and she wanted them NOW. Like four. Four runs would be good. And if you could add another one later, that would be really awesome, because Boo hasn't really pitched in a few days and it's possible he could let in a run or two—I mean not likely, of course, but possible. And so for batting in runs 3 and 5 and reminding everyone why you bat clean-up, you, Michael B. Cuddyer, are the Boyfriend of the Day.

Picture courtesy of Will.

Goober/Doctor 21; Readers/The Field 20; Batbaby/Torii 10; Sooz/(Cuddy) 10; Batgirl/Chairman 7; Jeb/Lewwww 4.