Okay, you could just about flip a coin here, because the 3 and 4 hitters were nothing but boyfriend on boyfriend hotness--not, this time, a Cuddyer sandwich on hot buttery slices of JM, but two thick, sweet, layers of 3 and 4 cake frosted gently by a Justin Morneau Boom Boom stick--but after much agony and deliberation Batgirl is giving this to the Chairman, simply because the early runs were more critical, not to mention his role in taming the Boof. So:

Picture courtesy of Eric
The Chairman serves the people, goes 3 for 4 with 4 RBIs, and earns himself the Boyfriend of the Day.

Goober/Doctor 21; Readers/The Field 20; Sooz/(Cuddy) 11; Batbaby/Torii 10; Batgirl/Chairman 8; Jeb/Lewwww 4.