Holy Moses. All right. First off, Batgirl's totally spent. Secondly, um, yay. Things didn't look so good when the Twins were down 3-0, and even worse when Bradke started the third inning on the bench. But we are the Minnesota Twins, we are proud and noble and strong, and we scoff at adversity, and WE KICK ASS. So many people worthy of mention tonight—from Shaggy "I Will Never Get a Win" Guerrier to Jesse "AJ JUST GET THE FRACK OUT ALREADY" Crain to Little Nicky Punto, who rode his magic unicorn all the way over the right field fence for his first homerun of the year, to Jason Bartlett for the game-winning RBI, to Lew Ford for going wee wee wee all the way home (and then some), to Joe Nathan for doing that voodoo that he do so well, to the genius Bitch Sox fan that interfered with Justin Morneau for the last out of the game, but Batgirl's going to give this one to Sweetcheeks for barreling into Jamie Burke for cranking that gorgeous three-run jack to put the Twins up, not to mention leading off the ninth with a hit, and all of that makes you, Sweetcheeks, the Boyfriend of the Day.

Goober/Doctor 21; Readers/The Field 20; Sooz/(Cuddy) 11; Batbaby/Torii 11; Batgirl/Chairman 8; Jeb/Lewwww 4.