Start with a large mixing bowl and fill with a homer to left with Joe Mauer on base to put the Twins on the board, add a dash of RBI.

Add a heaping spoonful of double down the third base line in the eighth; while stirring, score Bartlett and Punto.

Finally, sprinkle with dimples and pour into a cake pan.

Cook at 375 for 15 minutes and you have the Boyfriend of the Day.

Readers/The Field 25; Goober/Doctor 23; Sooz/(Cuddy) 12; Batbaby/Torii 11; Batgirl/Chairman 7; Jeb/Lewwww 4.