Batgirl was on a plane for much of tonight's game, so she will rely on you, her darlings, to fill her in on the salient details. All she knows is she called BatMom and Dad as soon as she got off and heard lots of whooping. Something about Justin Morneau and a two run double to give the Twins the lead for the first time that night. The Good Doctor was 3 for 4, raising his average to .324, and gave the Twins the victory, adding to his MVP case, and making him the Boyfriend of the Day.

Readers/The Field 25; Goober/Doctor 24; Sooz/(Cuddy) 12; Batbaby/Torii 11; Batgirl/Chairman 7; Jeb/Lewwww 4.