See, this is what I'm talking about. Hitting. With runners on base. Capitalizing on opportunities. Not making Batgirl scream at the tee vee. Batgirl has to watch that sort of thing, she's in a townhouse now and there are youths next door, very young youths, whose parents may not appreciate Batgirl screaming things like, "#@$@#@$# %$#^%$^#% $^&^&%&^*$ you $%^$%^#%$^&." It's very trying.
The point is, opportunities. Conversions. Actual real live hits with RISP. With two outs! With the bases loaded! Scoring two runs, putting the Twins in the lead from which they never looked back. And that's why you, Torii Hunter, are the Boyfriend of the Day.
Readers/The Field 26; Goober/Doctor 24; BatBaby/Torii 13; Sooz/(Cuddy) 12; Batgirl/Chairman 7; Jeb/Lewwww 4.