Okay, it turns out it takes about 2.5 hours to get to Fenway from here, including waiting for ten minutes at the little toll plaza, and about an hour and 45 minutes to get home, and about three extremely wet hours to watch the Twins move within a half of a game of first place. During those three hours, one might see many things, like Jason Bartlett's second very timely three run home run of the season, Torii Hunter getting his revenge on Fenway by sending one over the Green Monster, and, best of all, Justin "Doctor" Morneau going 5 for 5 with two runs, two doubles, and a RBI, and as the BODSHC once proclaimed, you go 5 for 5, you pretty much get to be the Boyfriend of the Day.

Readers/The Field 26; Goober/Doctor 25; BatBaby/Torii 13; Sooz/(Cuddy) 12; Batgirl/Chairman 7; Jeb/Lewwww 4.