With all due apologies to Batgirl's beloved husband, who is strongly pressing for Lewwwww based on his, um, critical RBI that upped the lead from 5 to 6, well:

That's some sweet cheeks on that Sweetcheeks. Wasn't he just writhing all over the ground and hobbling on the field yesterday? Hmm, must have dreamt that. Do I hear 30 homers? I know I hear a Boyfriend of the Day.

Readers/The Field 26; Goober/Doctor 25; BatBaby/Torii 14; Sooz/(Cuddy) 12; Batgirl/Chairman 7; Jeb/Lewwww 4.