You know what? You all get it. Every damned one of you, Minnesota Twins, from the history-making MLB's best hitter to the once worst DH in history who became clutch again when the team needed it , from the chubby cheeked clean-up hitter to the sweetcheeked outfielder who lost his form and then found it again, from the Cy Young award winner to sinker-ball pitcher who showed up today to deal to the one-armed man, from the twitchiest reliever to the freakiest, from the biggest Canadian to the littlest Punto, you're all the hell the boyfriends of the day.