The RD Report: Oh, baby!!!

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Yes, the headline pretty much says it all! Dashiell John Bat-Baby decided last week that his time had come to become the newest member of Team Batgirl. Not wanting to wait until after pitchers and catchers report, young Dash made his entry into the world on December 30th. Weighing in at a Puntonian 3 pounds, 2 ounces, the Tiniest Superhero is doing quite well at an undisclosed location, where his surprisingly early arrival was greeted by the excitement and tears and hugs that only a newborn can bring. RD and Sweet-n-Sassy had the thrill of visiting with Mom, Dad and DJ Snazzy Bat-Baby this afternoon and the earliest observations from our well-trained eyes determined that young Dash will be batting lefthanded, playing second base and hitting leadoff when Luis Castillo decides to retire in 2027.

"We're confident he'll put on a few pounds by then," said General Manager Terry Ryan. "The kid already has more range than Tony Batista."

There are no more words, only excitement in the Batquarters! Please understand if Batgirl's posts are sporadic for the next 18 years, er, few weeks.

In the meantime, TwinsGoddess has put together an online baby shower for the Tiniest Superhero. You can find it here.

Posted by Ron Davis at January 2, 2007 07:38 PM
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