My darlings,

Please forgive Batgirl's silence. It turns out taking care of a baby is a lot of work. Dash is doing wonderfully, and very much enjoying listening to the Twins on XM, though he remains slightly concerned about, you know, the pitching and the hitting, though he thinks everything else sounds a-okay. He is also disappointed to learn that thanks to MLB's new, exclusive, screw-the-customer deal with DirectTV, he won't be able to watch the games this year, and is slightly confused about why MLB would want to deny customers the chance to view the product, but he's just a preemie.

Speaking of, Batgirl has become rather aware of issues of preemies lately and will be walking in the March of Dimes WalkAmerica. If anyone would like to sponsor her and make a donation to March of Dimes, Batgirl would be endlessly grateful. You can sponsor Batgirl online here. For BabyDash! For preemies! For America!