Really this thing should go to LNP for blowing the bunt in the eighth and inspiring the Twins' offense to rally on his behalf. It's so typical of this team--for days they didn't bother to score any runs for themselves because that would be greedy, but when they need to pick up a teammate, well, hello boom boom room! This is a tough call tonight, and Ramon Ortiz deserves at least--in the words of Batling Scott--the comeback player of the second week of April award, not to mention a big smooch from TR. But rules is rules, and there were four Team Batgirl Boyfriends who rallied to Punto's aid, and this one goes to the Chairman, for hitting in the first post-Easter go ahead run. That's the way you do it, guys--see, it wasn't so hard--and it gives Chairman Mauer the Boyfriend of the Day.

Goober/ Justin 2, BabyDash/Bart 1, Sooz/Cuddy 1, Batgirl/ Chairman 1, BatCub/Torii 0, Jeb/LNP 0, Readers/Field 0.