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Dear Batgirl,
To expound on the jersey talk, is a Twins jersey an appropriate Valentine's Day gift for the significant other? Background being that the significant other is not yet a Twins fan, but will be soon if I have any say in it...
Sincerely,
Eric
Dear Eric,
I'm so glad you wrote. Valentine's Day gift shopping can be a stressful time for anyone, and Batgirl is glad to see you are putting such thought into your gift. Batgirl thinks that, while a Twins jersey is a most excellent Valentine's gift for many women, she hesitates to suggest getting one for a woman who has not yet discovered the wonders of baseball. For that really becomes a gift for the giver (much like lingerie, but less slinky). The true way to a woman's heart is to buy her a gift that shows you've really considered what she wants, then once you've softened her up, you can begin to mold her in whatever shape you want. Buy her the right present and she'll be getting her own jersey by opening day!
That said, it is also important to avoid getting her something she'll like too much. Batgirl once got a boyfriend Tecmo Super Bowl and she never saw him again.
Sincerely,
Batgirl
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