Eric Neel, the very same ESPN columnist who had the great kindness to feature Batgirl is also looking for a nickname for Johan Santana. (Scroll to the very bottom of the page.) No one is better than Batgirl's esteemed and thoughtful readership at giving nicknames. Batgirl's own "The Johaninator," while accurate, is too close to Thome's "Thominator". Batgirl has already employed loyal and innovative reader Simsypoo's suggestion of "Santana Claus." Do you have others? Write Mr. Neel, and tell him Batgirl sent you.